ThaG cAn PoEt 2

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ThaG cAn PoEt 2

Post by Thag » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:55 am

Why U riTe yORe stUpId vERse
tHAg caN Du it TWice aS WoRSe
U noT CleVA U r Dum
thAG can WiPe it oN hIS bUm :D
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Re: ThaG cAn PoEt 2

Post by Warren » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:04 am

Remember the fame of the Goblin of old,
whose brain was as large as a dime?
Though he struggled and strained til his sweat had turned cold,
he couldn't make anything rhyme.

It is said there are kobolds that count up to six,
and can stitch up a hole in a bag.
But they cannot compare with the devilish tricks,
of that genius known as Thag!

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Re: ThaG cAn PoEt 2

Post by Barbie » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:17 am

Ok, ok, this is fun!
I wrote a poem to. Hope you like it. :)

My name is Barbie, and I can write a poem to.
I hope you think its something special,
Coz I wrote it just for you. :kiss:
It's cool to be cool, but its uncool to be uncool.
Have a nice day.

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Re: ThaG cAn PoEt 2

Post by LordZarquon » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:34 pm

Poetry is Greek to me.
Although my concentration is intense,
I cannot hear the song or grasp the sense
And the muse won't speak to me.

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Re: ThaG cAn PoEt 2

Post by Jesus » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:34 am

Call that shit poetry? Fair dinkum, Dad writes better stuff than that on his toilet paper in the celestial bog just by wiping his arse! Actually, if I can confide a little secret in you bunch of unbelievers: Dad's favourite poetic form is the Limerick. Fucking oath mate! Hang on for half a mo' while I find one...

Oh yeah, try this one. Dad wrote it on the back of his "certificate of authenticity" for this solar system. You can't miss it, it's on the biggest fuck-off stone tablet you've ever seen, on a slow orbit out in the Kuiper belt. Would I lie to you? Lol!

One day in a mad fit of mirth,
I created the Heaven and Earth,
Plants and animals too,
And some dumb cunts like you,
It's Art, but how much is it worth?
No bastard cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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