Oppai Haiku

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Huge and improbably shaped breasts are the norm in hentai.

"Oppai" means breasts in Japanese, however in the English speaking world it refers to the breasts normally seen in Japanese pornographic cartoons or "hentai". In this context women's breasts are usually extremely or impossibly large and round and when they are squeezed the woman instantly loses all resistance and becomes a slave of desire.

Traditional Japanese "Haiku" consists of three phrases that contain a "kireji", or cutting word, 17 "on", (roughly equivalent to a syllable), in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a "kigo", or seasonal reference. An English haiku requires a three-line format with 17 syllables arranged in a 5–7–5 pattern. Various characteristics are also common but the main ones are: A division into two asymmetrical sections that juxtaposes two subjects, a contemplative or wistful tone and no rhymes.

I thought it wopuld be appropriate to combine these two quintessentially Japanese things into one poem. Once again, this poem is supposed to be a joke or at the very least an ironic look at some aspects of hentai. It doesn't mean that I approve of sex with school-girls, step-sisters, step-mothers, groping women on trains or any other perversion depicted in this poem.



SeifukuSailor MoonSerafuku Porn
Typical Japanese school uniform, it's anime use and in hentai.


Serafuku1 girl;
Cheerfully she winked at me.
Melons ripe to pick.



Oppai Sensei
Every hetero schoolboy has a teacher fantasy...


Aguni-sensei2;
Your heavy breasts apparent.
Stirrings in my groin.



Succubus
Hentai succubus


Horny succubus3;
Suckling at your norks I cum.
Can demons have kids?



Nurse Joy normalNurse Joy hentai
Nurse Joy from the Nintendo game and from the hentai world.


Pikachu4 is sick.
Nurse Joy5 is brisk and caring.
Nipples through her blouse.



Oppai 1
A tutor fucks his student and her mother as well.


I teach Rini-chan6;
In advanced mathematics.
Young boobs by lamp light.


Kiko, Rini's mum,
Her knockers are double F.
Breathing fast and deep.



Step sister
It's not incest because you're only my step sister....


Lovely Megumi,
My huge bosomed step-sister.
Moaning in the night.



Step mother
And your mother is not incest because she is only a step...


Etsu my step-mum,
I caught her in the shower.
Paizuri7 for me!



Chikan squeeze
Breast fondling on the train.


Proud Harumi-san8;
I squeeze your tits and you're mine.
Tight crowd in the train.



Warren Mars - October 2020


  1. "Serafuku" comes from "sera", the Japanese mispronunciation of the English word sailor and "fuku", the Japanese word for clothing. The correct Japanese word is "seifuku". It is the common schoolgirl uniform in Japan and widely used in anime and hentai.
  2. "Sensei" = teacher.
  3. "Succubus" a demon in female form, said to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep which would then be used to damn them to hell. Such a creature was horrific in the middle ages but now it is a common theme for pornography. The succubi found in hentai are invariably young, pretty, large breasted and usually fall in love with their "victims"...
  4. "Pikachu" The most famous of all Nintendo's pokemon.
  5. Nurse Joy is the nurse who heals sick pokemon.
  6. "Chan", (a cute form of san), is an affectionate mode of address used for children, pets, friends and lovers.
  7. "Paizuri" literally "breast rubbing" is the stimulating of the penis by rubbing it between large breasts. It is common in pornography and especially so in hentai where extra large breasts are par for the course.
  8. "San" equivalent to Mr or Mrs. "Harumi-san" would be Mrs Hirumi, in this case probably a workmate of the lecherous narrator.