Want to find something in particular in these works fast?
Can't be bothered with Mr Mars' meticulous hierarchical storage system?
Then this is the page for you.

In their never ending search for global domination Google have kindly offered to do customised searches through my archives, free of charge, just to satisfy you.
Now isn't that selfless and public spirited of them? I can't imagine how they could possibly benefit...

Please enjoy the convenience!

Oh Google thou art so big!
So unimaginably vast!
Thy servers number their data bytes like the grains of sand in the Sahara.
Truly art thou great! So excellent in thy bias to the paying merchants in thy search results, and not at all like thy greedy and feckless rivals: Microsoft & Apple.
And verily thou asketh nothing in return! Nay, nothing but the complete knowledge of everything we do over our miserable life span and the right to sell that information to the highest bidder.
So exquisite thy strategy, so subtly employed...
And such gorgeous wallpaper!
We're all pretty impressed down here verily I tell thee!

Googlehu Akbar!
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