The Thellid Zodiac

Phrenology

A person's personality can be defined by 12 sparkling traits!

What Is The Thellid Zodiac?

The Thellid Zodiac is a modern alternative zodiac built around the Thellid Calendar and based on The Sparkling 12 personality factors. It is the first zodiac to employ personality theory and mathematical techniques to achieve completeness and orthogonality, (well not entirely but it's pretty good semantically), so that you really CAN find a zodiac assembly that accurately describes you or anyone else to a fine degree of detail.

The Thellid Calendar is a modern Positivist calendar that uses 13 months of 28 days and two extra months of 1 day each for "Old Year's Day" and "Leap Day". The Thellid Zodiac also employs an 8 year cycle to use up the remaining personality traits of The Sparkling 12.

The 8 years, the 15 months, the 4 weeks and the 7 days each have a culturally unloaded name and each embody a particular subset of the personality traits from The Sparkling 12 and are anthropomorphically represented by various things.

The objective of the Thellid Zodiac is glean from each person a specific set of 12 personality traits that correspond to one specific day every 8 years. This day is that person's "Complete Soul Day" which they can celebrate. Since 8 years is rather a long time there is a less specific version which the person can celebrate every year simply called their "Soul Day".

A person's Complete Soul Day accurately describes that person's personality and can be used for many purposes such as psychological analysis, divination and advice with respect to decisions. Such matters will be dealt with later in the next page: The Thellid Horoscope.

Each of the 12 personality traits that each person carries has two aspects: the positive, where that trait is manifested in a good way and the negative, where it is manifested in a bad way. When you look through the following list of anthropomorphic devices you will see extensive lists for each of these. Please note that not all the characteristics in each list apply all the time. "Good" people will exhibit the positive aspect far more than the negative. "Bad" people will exhibit the negative aspect much more than the good people but even they will still show the positive aspect at times. Furthermore, not all of the characteristics listed will always manifest. Each person will manifest the characteristics on his/her list in varying amounts.

Finally, bear in mind that these personality types are based on the idea that a person is at one extreme or the other of each trait dipole. There is no middle ground for the purposes of the sparkling 12, thus, the personalities revealed are more extreme than is normal. For this reason, one should generally tone down the results to match the personality intensity of the individual in question. The amount one should attenuate the result will also vary according to the trait.

So now let's get straight on with it!

The Months

Picture # Month Animals Factors Positive Aspect Negative Aspect
ant 1 Alvakku Ant

rooster, bee, sparrow, locust
bold
practical
driven
extravert
bold, curious, rebellious, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, extrovert, outgoing, social reckless, obsessed, trouble making, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, show-off, forward, incomplete
eagle 2 Bethanis Eagle

honey badger, fly, dragonfly, centipede, shark
bold
practical
driven
introvert
bold, curious, rebellious, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary reckless, obsessed, trouble making, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
cow 3 Duvadda Cow

seal, lion, hippopotamus, bat, kangaroo, emu, whale, water fowl, gull
bold
practical
relaxed
extravert
bold, curious, rebellious, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, relaxed, loose, content, patient, extrovert, outgoing, social reckless, obsessed, trouble making, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, show-off, forward, incomplete
sloth 4 Emovvi Sloth

rhinoceros, panda, giant anteater
bold
practical
relaxed
introvert
bold, curious, rebellious, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, relaxed, loose, content, patient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary reckless, obsessed, trouble making, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
monkey 5 Forkithal Monkey

chimpanzee
bold
abstract
driven
extravert
bold, curious, rebellious, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, extrovert, outgoing, social reckless, obsessed, trouble making, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, show-off, forward, incomplete
rat 6 Kalvazzi Rat

fox
bold
abstract
driven
introvert
bold, curious, rebellious, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary reckless, obsessed, trouble making, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
dog 7 Irentos Dog

dolphin, horse, sow, elephant, crow, parrot, penguin, ferret
bold
abstract
relaxed
extravert
bold, curious, rebellious, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, relaxed, loose, content, patient, extrovert, outgoing, social reckless, obsessed, trouble making, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, show-off, forward, incomplete
bear 8 Jukennuk Bear

boar, otter
bold
abstract
relaxed
introvert
bold, curious, rebellious, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, relaxed, loose, content, patient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary reckless, obsessed, trouble making, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
school fish 9 Miskullen School Fish

pigeon, squirrel, guinea pig, butterfly, moth, cockroach
cautious
practical
driven
extravert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, extrovert, outgoing, social timid, dull, slavish, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, show-off, forward, incomplete
spider 10 Ossakov Spider

crocodile, mole, mouse, mink, aardvark, pangolin, armadillo
cautious
practical
driven
introvert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary timid, dull, slavish, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
sheep 11 Raikkaved Sheep

deer, rabbit, frog, crab
cautious
practical
relaxed
extravert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, relaxed, loose, content, patient, extrovert, outgoing, social timid, dull, slavish, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, show-off, forward, incomplete
cat 12 Underro Cat

tiger, lynx, beetle, heron, tortoise, sloth, snake, possum, wallaby, lizard, wombat, owl, snail, solitary fish
cautious
practical
relaxed
introvert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, conventional, grounded, realistic, practical, relaxed, loose, content, patient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary timid, dull, slavish, basic, unimaginative, boring, humourless, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
raccoon 13 Zithebbe Raccoon cautious
abstract
driven
introvert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, driven, tense, ambitious, impatient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary timid, dull, slavish, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, obsessed, strained, over-zealous, discontented, frustrated, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof
gorilla 14 Nabbakan Gorilla cautious
abstract
relaxed
extravert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, relaxed, loose, content, patient, extrovert, outgoing, social timid, dull, slavish, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, show-off, forward, incomplete
octopus 15 Werrimul Octopus

orangutan
cautious
abstract
relaxed
introvert
cautious, fixed-minded, obedient, abstract, inventive, idealistic, playful, relaxed, loose, content, patient, introvert, inward-looking, solitary timid, dull, slavish, unreal, fanciful, impractical, childish, lazy, complaisant, limp, facile, meek, narcissist, shy, sheepish, aloof

The Weeks

Picture # Week Investor Type Factors Positive Aspect Negative Aspect
Market Player 1 Nganda Market Player optimistic
dominant
optimistic, hopeful, trusting, dominant, forceful, assertive, aggressive, competitive gullible, naive, dreaming, bossy, demanding, violent, antagonistic, restless
Managed Fund Member 2 Yervein Managed Fund Member optimistic
submissive
optimistic, hopeful, trusting, submissive, docile, deferential, cooperative gullible, naive, dreaming, cowering, tame, boot-licking, servile, lifeless
Treasury Bond Holder 3 Shommak Bond Holder pessimistic
dominant
pessimistic, resigned, wary, dominant, forceful, assertive, aggressive, competitive depressed, hopeless, cynical, kill-joy, bossy, demanding, violent, antagonistic, restless
Term Depositor 4 Thimmel Term Depositor pessimistic
submissive
pessimistic, resigned, wary, submissive, docile, deferential, cooperative depressed, hopeless, cynical, kill-joy, cowering, tame, boot-licking, servile, lifeless

The Days

Picture # Day Recreation Factors Positive Aspect Negative Aspect
Boxer 1 Pasku Boxer

cyclist, puzzler, dress-maker wood-worker backgammonist
ordered
tough
self-reliant
ordered, efficient, reliable, disciplined, resilient, tough, confident, stress tolerant, self-reliant, autonomous, resourceful anal, mean, boring, robotic, thick, insensitive, callous, presuming, heedless, insular, arrogant, disobedient
Footballer 2 Lokkan Footballer

cricketer, genealogist, MMORPG player
ordered
tough
dependent
ordered, efficient, reliable, disciplined, resilient, tough, confident, stress tolerant, dependent, subordinate, susceptible anal, mean, boring, robotic, thick, insensitive, callous, presuming, heedless, defenceless, slavish, incompetent
Bookworm 3 Gunji Bookworm

collector, stroller, gardener, model-maker
ordered
sensitive
self-reliant
ordered, efficient, reliable, disciplined, delicate, sensitive, nervous, stress intolerant, self-reliant, autonomous, resourceful anal, mean, boring, robotic, feeble, touchy, shaky, overwrought, insular, arrogant, disobedient
Hilary Hahn 4 Hithed Musician

actor, fan
ordered
sensitive
dependent
ordered, efficient, reliable, disciplined, delicate, sensitive, nervous, stress intolerant, dependent, subordinate, susceptible anal, mean, boring, robotic, feeble, touchy, shaky, overwrought, defenceless, slavish, incompetent
Backpacker 5 Shevro Traveller

chess-master, hunter, adventurer
chaotic
tough
self-reliant
chaotic, extravagant, unpredictable, impulsive, resilient, tough, confident, stress tolerant, self-reliant, autonomous, resourceful confused, wasteful, dishonest, unstable, thick, insensitive, callous, presuming, heedless, insular, arrogant, disobedient
Artist 6 Teijal Artist

poet, composer
chaotic
sensitive
self-reliant
chaotic, extravagant, unpredictable, impulsive, delicate, sensitive, nervous, stress intolerant, self-reliant, autonomous, resourceful confused, wasteful, dishonest, unstable, feeble, touchy, shaky, overwrought, insular, arrogant, disobedient
Charlie Parker 7 Vaira Jazz God

dancer, bridge pro
chaotic
sensitive
dependent
chaotic, extravagant, unpredictable, impulsive, delicate, sensitive, nervous, stress intolerant, dependent, subordinate, susceptible confused, wasteful, dishonest, unstable, feeble, touchy, shaky, overwrought, defenceless, slavish, incompetent

The Years

Picture # Year Management Style Factors Positive Aspect Negative Aspect
God The Father 1 The Father Paternalistic emotional
persistent
selfless
emotional, guided by the heart, warm, subjective, persistent, loyal, firm, group focused, looking after others, compromising, humble irrational, temperamental, sentimental, stubborn, irritating, incessant, staid, slavish, poor, weak, undignified
King Henry VIII 2 The King Authoritative emotional
persistent
selfish
emotional, guided by the heart, warm, subjective, persistent, loyal, firm, self focused, looking after #1, uncompromising, proud irrational, temperamental, sentimental, stubborn, irritating, incessant, staid, selfish, greedy, quarrelsome, egotistical
Coach Damien Hardwick 3 The Coach Coaching emotional
flexible
selfless
emotional, guided by the heart, warm, subjective, disenthralled, changeable, flexible, group focused, looking after others, compromising, humble irrational, temperamental, sentimental, infirm of purpose, disloyal, unstable, yielding, slavish, poor, weak, undignified
Friendly Boss 4 The Friend Participative emotional
flexible
selfish
emotional, guided by the heart, warm, subjective, disenthralled, changeable, flexible, self focused, looking after #1, uncompromising, proud irrational, temperamental, sentimental, infirm of purpose, disloyal, unstable, yielding, selfish, greedy, quarrelsome, egotistical
Steve Jobs 5 The Visionary Visionary dispassionate
persistent
selfless
dispassionate, guided by the head, cool, objective, persistent, loyal, firm, group focused, looking after others, compromising, humble indifferent, boring, cold, stubborn, irritating, incessant, staid, slavish, poor, weak, undignified
Winston Churchill 6 The Bureaucrat Delegative dispassionate
persistent
selfish
dispassionate, guided by the head, cool, objective, persistent, loyal, firm, self focused, looking after #1, uncompromising, proud indifferent, boring, cold, stubborn, irritating, incessant, staid, selfish, greedy, quarrelsome, egotistical, selfish, greedy, quarrelsome, egotistical
Listening Boss 7 The Consultant Consultative dispassionate
flexible
selfless
dispassionate, guided by the head, cool, objective, disenthralled, changeable, flexible, group focused, looking after others, compromising, humble indifferent, boring, cold, infirm of purpose, disloyal, unstable, yielding, slavish, poor, weak, undignified
Abe Lincoln 8 The Politician Collaborative dispassionate
flexible
selfish
dispassionate, guided by the head, cool, objective, disenthralled, changeable, flexible, self focused, looking after #1, uncompromising, proud indifferent, boring, cold, infirm of purpose, disloyal, unstable, yielding, selfish, greedy, quarrelsome, egotistical

Conclusion

And there you have it folks: These are the full set of human personality visualisers! All you need to do is to pick the one from each set that is most like you.

Next up we have the detail on what to do with your zodiac now that you know what it is.

Excelsior!