Elle's Not Well

Rachelle Cordova was a successful YouTuber for many years. With the help of her master-musician friend: Toni Lindgren she made over 360 music videos, most of which garnered more than 300k views. She wrote songs, made albums and toured the world as a performer. After all those years she decided to try something different and show off her literary and comedic side. This started well with some clever and funny content but she apparently became depressed, her inspiration dried up and now she's doing book talk vids with her friend Clare, which garner around 10k views.

Angela Collier had a meteoric rise, making hard science videos with a little comedy thrown in. Some of her videos garnered in excess of 1 million views and she quickly attracted a devoted audience of 300k mostly older male simps and established a solid base of paying Patreons. After a few years she lost interest in making science vids and devoted her waning motivation to attacking rich and powerful men. She was upset by much of the male attention she received, her releases slowed to a trickle and she sought solace in knitting. Her humour disappeared and she appeared depressed and confused.

June Lapine, aka "Shoe On Head" has been making YouTube videos since 2010. She currently has 2.3 million subscribers and is truly "Queen of the simps"! She is one of the few female YouTubers that are standing up for traditional male role models and we appreciate it! She is a political centrist, criticising: modern feminism, pedophile apologists, censorship, Israel and stupidity of all kinds. She suffered depression early on but seems to have found contentment as a trad wife with her right wing husband: Eudaimonia. She is happy to be friends with people whose opinion she disagrees with.

Elle and Angela are both strongly "woke" and both appear to be unhappy with their lives. June is avowedly not "woke" and seems to be fairly well adjusted, at least for the time being... What does this imply? That wokeism, like communism, does not work and is simply the road to unhappiness. We are all better off without it. Traditional role models and values might not fit certain ideals but they work! They do NOT, in the main, make people unhappy.

It is a crying shame that the champion of the anti-woke movement is Donald Trump: an unprincipled, ignorant, demented narcissist and a colossal fool who is inflicting immense damage on the world. He is giving anti-woke centrists like myself and June Lapine a bad name and tarnishing the movement's image. Once he is gone the world will suffer yet more damage from the dead hand of wokeism in reaction. Instead of a quiet return to common sense and traditional values we will have an almighty mess and potential civil war. Sad...

Elle's not well. Can you tell?
She got depressed, now she's caught in its spell.
Her energy went, without her consent.
Leaving her little but foggy torment.
She once was the belle, with the voice that could sell,
But down like a hammer, the black curtain fell.
Those shackles newfound, chain her to the ground.
Could Levothyroxine still turn things around?

Angie's sad. She might be mad.
Is it still all the fault of her dad?
The months fly by but the well has run dry.
If she can't find more content her channel will die.
She used to be fun, now her soul is undone.
She wants to fight but is lacking a gun.
She's full of demands, controlled by her glands,
Desperate for truth but it slips through her hands.

June seems ok. She isn't gay.
No woke SJWs for this one. No way!
She's fighting back, and copping the flack,
From nose-pierced piggies' entitled attack.
With natural timing and comedic priming,
She's queen of the simps and her numbers keep climbing.
So, no need to dread the traditional bed.
Be a trad wife and happy, like young Shoe On Head.

Warren Mars - January 2026