The Depressive's Week

Emo Hitler

"Emo Hitler" - by ?

After doing "The Pastry Cook's Week" I had the idea to do the same thing for other types of people. This was the next candidate, and I should say that it came out more easily and naturally than the original.

Things weren't exactly brilliant for me when I wrote this, but they certainly weren't this bad! They have been this bad in the distant past however, so I do know how it feels to be depressed and suicidal.

Monday: no fun day
Tuesday: got the blues day
Wednesday: got no friends day
Thursday: nothing occurs day
Friday: want to die day
Saturday: doesn't matter day
Sunday: get a gun day

Warren Mars - June 2009